Drunk at a Biker Bar
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar & orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table.
He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face & says:
"I went by your grandma's house today & I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him & doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused because he's one bad biker & would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again & says: "I slept with your grandma & she is the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time & says: " I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
At this point, the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders, looks him square in the eyes & says...